leave my mama out of it

When I am queen, my first order of business will be to legally outlaw "Your mom," "Yo' mama," "Yo' mama so fat..." or any other similar comebacks or "insults."* If I had a dime for every time I've heard one of these used as a comeback in my first period class alone, I would've quit my job three months ago.



*"Your mom goes to college" is not yet on my Cashed Out Phrases of the Century list because I can still get a little giggle in when I hear it in a sing-songy Kip-style fashion.